Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.

One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!

by RayRoomp June 23, 2025

Waffles

Pancakes with abs

Waffles It’s basically fat pancakes with abs.

by hgdjk-12 November 24, 2020

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.

by re77815 December 5, 2020

waffle night

Waffle Night is a name given to any night you choose, where you just eat 59 waffles. Only 59.

Hey Jerry, are you prepared? It's waffle night tonight!

by starinquiry January 31, 2022

Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Waffling

To continuously use the word waffle in ever day vocabulary.

Did u read that explosm comic that i sent xD AAAAAAHA.. cracked me right the waffle up.. omfg i cant stop waffling!!!

by Ky Renee December 23, 2008

waffles

A longtime weed dealer from Connecticut, real good dude, will give you the shirt off his back.

Yo y'all cop some of that new herb waffles got, yeah man I went over his house last week and he had me smoke DMT

by Oblock Sanchez April 19, 2022