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virgin

Not having had sex
Jordan R fucked me so hard last night, I’m not a Virgin no more!
by troublebbyy September 21, 2019
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Virgin

A majority of the population here on UD.
Roadman: "Your mom's a virgin innit!"
by CTECRoadmanOnThaBeat February 22, 2018
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Virgin

Virgin is gay
by dfafegfdsgfdsgr January 18, 2021
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Cheek Virgin

Someone who has never been kissed even on the cheek by someone of the opposite gender
"yeah... i'm a cheek virgin :("
by issou September 26, 2018
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Virgin Egg

When your retarded classmates play a game called shellshock.io you call the Virgin Egg mean they will be Virgin their whole life.
Friend: *playing Shellshock*
You: Your such a fucking Virgin Egg.
by Virgin Egg December 11, 2018
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Virgin Ears

Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.

Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"

The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.

An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."

The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"

The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."

He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
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alpha virgin

Someone who gets oral/blowjob but has never had sex.
Person 1: Yo did you know Jack got head?
Person 2: damn really? Hes such an alpha.

Person 1: yeah alpha virgin.
by YOURALPHADADDY February 5, 2024
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