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zone-fire

The shirt is hot, but the combination of that shirt and those shades are totally zone-fire!
by Tim@3o1Dunson November 24, 2010
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Fire hydrant

Inappropriate acts seen in public, such as dry humping inanimate objects
They saw a boy on the street having a little "too much fun" and called out "fire hydrant"
by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018
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You're fired

What you say when you dismiss your employee from their job.
1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
by Enavoid November 14, 2020
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The Fire Exit

When you have anal sex with someone whilst you have an std. The moment their asshole starts to burn due to the std you pull out and run away
I gave gavin the fire exit last night, I dont think he's happy
by Biggerjigga69 May 9, 2021
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Your Fired

The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives

Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave

Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday

Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.

Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020
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fire break

A shaven strip in a males auxiliary hair to prevent spread of flames after passing out with a lit doobie. Usually located around the waist, neck, and upper parts of limbs on your extremely paranoid friend.
I'll show you my fire breaks if you show me you landing strip.
by asre monkey May 10, 2006
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Fire Extinguisher

A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.
Shoot the fire extinguisher, HURRY! ITS GETTING HOTTER! I'M ON FIRE!!
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
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