What the Poop?

Statement used when shocked, taken back or confused. Very catchy. Also, nicer than swearing and kid friendly. But not to be used in buisness or proper situations.

"Hey Molly, we don't want you to come to the mall with us."
"What the poop?"

"Sally, your boyfriend is cheating on you."
"What the poop?"

by bubble:] April 30, 2009

poop work

something that some one does not want to do or is undesirable to do

"man cleaning up your house is poop work"

by johnbsg December 28, 2008

poop cock

An extremely smelly condition of the penis, caused by extensive anal penetration. The condition may linger for up to 13 hours after sesation of aformentioned anal penetration.

Bud: Man dude, I got a wicked sick poop cock from that...from your sister, its been there for like two days and its giving me a headache!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!

by farting mike May 28, 2006

bird poop

the remnants of semen, that slide back down a girls asshole after anal.

That load you shot up my but left bird poop in my panties!

by steve steele May 15, 2008

poop on a stick

An exclamation that takes the place of "Oh crap!"

Oh poop on a stick!!! I just spilled my drink!

by 123454323 September 2, 2008

poop chute

poop shoot otherwise known as the chocolate starfish or dirt track.

her river was flowing red so i took her dirt track instead.

by ruffryderx911 June 13, 2005

dick poop

When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.

"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."

by Roger123978 February 20, 2009