portapotty poop

When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.

Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG

by portapotty pooper May 02, 2011

Poop Fears

(n.) The irrational fear of having to drop a deuce at an inconvenient time (i.e. long car rides, grocery shopping, interviews, etc.).

Yo, check it. I had four sliders from White Castle and now I have poop fears real bad.

by John Blane February 09, 2008

poop cock

An extremely smelly condition of the penis, caused by extensive anal penetration. The condition may linger for up to 13 hours after sesation of aformentioned anal penetration.

Bud: Man dude, I got a wicked sick poop cock from that...from your sister, its been there for like two days and its giving me a headache!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!

by farting mike May 24, 2006

bird poop

the remnants of semen, that slide back down a girls asshole after anal.

That load you shot up my but left bird poop in my panties!

by steve steele May 15, 2008

poop on a stick

An exclamation that takes the place of "Oh crap!"

Oh poop on a stick!!! I just spilled my drink!

by 123454323 June 18, 2006

poop chute

poop shoot otherwise known as the chocolate starfish or dirt track.

her river was flowing red so i took her dirt track instead.

by ruffryderx911 June 06, 2005

dick poop

When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.

"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."

by Roger123978 October 15, 2008