January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019

january 23

january 23 is national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day. you have to hangout with your girlfriend on this day.

Hey I miss you, can we hangout?

No

But today is january 23, national hangout with your girlfriend on friday day.

Fine

by wordboggles24 January 23, 2025

january 15

xuxu's bday

-omg I'ts january 15th, do you know what that means?
-it's xuxu's birthday bro, let's celebrate

by lala3690 October 16, 2019

January 18

National hug your gay friend day :D

Gay friend: hey it’s January 18, you know what that means!
Other friend: Yep! *hugs*

by Deeznutz_2213 January 17, 2022

January 22

National "whip" your tits out day.

It's January 22nd, get those tits out.

by Lfkm January 22, 2025

January 7th

A day to tell your instrumental friend that you are happy to have them.

" Happy January 7th thank you for being the instrumental person music in my life"

by yuyyyuyuuu5 January 7, 2025