cody taylor

American Male who says things like "Whose girl" and takes snaps that only say "it's lit."

"he's totally going to be a cody taylor."

by lolgurl91 September 13, 2017

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Taylor Tree

A "Taylor Tree" is a rare species of tree that only sprouts in the presence of a female athlete who has an aversion to sour cream. Instead of leaves, it has tiny sports bras hanging from its branches and its fruit are naturally flavored protein shakes. Touching the trunk magically improves your sports game, but only if you've loudly declared your disdain for sour cream within the last 24 hours.

“ After Jenny, who detested sour cream and was known for her fierce competitiveness, planted the mysterious seed, she couldn't believe her eyes when a Taylor Tree sprouted, complete with tiny sports bras and trophies hanging from its branches.”

“ During the neighborhood barbecue, Sarah couldn't help but boast about her Taylor Tree, claiming its protein shake fruits gave her the edge in every tennis match, but she had to admit that the tree's competitive nature had scared away all the other plants in her garden.”

by Thy Dark One August 27, 2023

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taylor swift

the music industry & the most perfect person to exist

random: that song is amazing. who’s it by?

swiftie: THATS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!! or taylor swift BUT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!

by Rosa Katile January 14, 2022

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Taylor Stewart

A sexy weeb who's not afraid to fart.

Strong, handsome, and beautiful- and compatible with Aries even though they're a Capricorn.

Also a MINETA simp.

Look, it's a wild Taylor Stewart!

by Shrekfart01 June 3, 2022

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