skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016

Skin Tone Bone Phone

EVP INPUT/OUTPUT RANGE 26 HZ MORE OR LESS TO 0 HZ

My skin tone bone phone where my bodily hairs pick up zenharmonic vibrations is me and resides at about 26 hz and below. Some times in the past; I’ve felt abused at this range of hearing and output vibrations so maybe just yah knows leave me alone with my peepholes ;)

“”ALSO WE NEED TO SCHEDULE NEUROLEPTICS LIKE THEY ARE HEROIN, BONE PHONE SKINTONE LEAVE ME THE F ALONE” - Ma Rappa

by The Late Nite Undertow January 19, 2023

Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina

Man I could really use a skin bagel right now

by ScotvanD January 12, 2021

the brat skin

The brat skin from Fortnite Battle Royale is approximately about 16 years of age.

The brat skin is a fortnite skin thats 16 years or younger

by ブライアン October 10, 2021

Publix Skin

When your skin is really irritated and you have bad acne

Girl, did you see her publix skin! It’s so irritated, she needs to get it checked out.

by 브리 😉 June 19, 2019

Skin Cannoli

An Italians’ asshole. Also known as “flesh cannoli”

Luke: Oi cunt have you seen Luigi Abagnale’s fuckin wog doot?

Marty: yeah cunt it’s a proper fuckin skin cannoli!

Luke: faaark cunt

Marty: pass us a fuckin durry cunt

by BarryBingBong February 27, 2025

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017