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Sleep

Something that everyone needs, yet no one gets.
Person 1: Hey, how much sleep did you get last night?
Person 2: What’s sleep? We don’t know her
by _YesImAnAquarius_ February 25, 2020
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sleep token

after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.

Side effects include:

Calling concerts “rituals.”

Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”

Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.

Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.

Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.
“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”
by justskin May 18, 2025
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Obstructive Sleep Apnea

Obstructive sleep apnea is a intermittent airflow blockage during sleep.It sometimes can occur after you listen to Lavender Town Syndrome. Obstructive sleep apnea is seen in all age groups, but the frequency increases with age and obesity.
Symptoms include snoring and daytime sleepiness.
Weight loss, sleeping on one's side, and decreasing alcohol consumption can help. The delivery of pressure via a face or nasal mask CPAP is often prescribed. Other common treatments include an oral device and surgery.
I had Obstructive Sleep Apnea after listening to Lavender Town Syndrome yesterday
by Peanut617 AJ Animates June 3, 2018
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Sleep

Basically your best friend, sleep will always be there for you on hard times.
Person 1: Brooo I didn't sleep last night I just played games.
Person 2: Really? I slept all day.
Person 1: Sleep is for weak
Person 2: Let's see about that when you work 6 days a week on minimum wage
by Tired Guy March 6, 2022
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Sleep

A very useless thing used only by the weak. But sometimes humans need it to survive I guess.
by xTheTricksterx December 11, 2017
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Sleeping

Sleeping: Laying on your bed while going on your phone the whole night.
John: Hey wanna play fortnite?
Me: No sorry, i should be sleeping.
by Naibseldadrudnayegmumru June 22, 2018
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