wank and stank

It's a special move that activates, when you are masturbating and the same moment, the jizz shoots out, you fart, so it bacomes a magical moment, in that everything is released from your body and you go into transcendence

Bob: Y'know Billy, yesterday was great!
Billy: Why?
Bob: I had a wank and stank, it shot me into stratosphere.
Billy: Wow, I've heared about it, but I thought that were only legends!

by SlamWeasel May 4, 2018

tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus

dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards

by voodles1 September 16, 2018

A-Mister-Stank

A community leader that is addicted to having a larger community at any cost, especially at the cost of telling lies to reduce “drama”.

-I was just hanging out in Limsa when a-mister-stank came and posted his happiness and equality flier in /shout.
-A-mister-stank gave me the dunce hat for not revealing my alt's guild to him.
-A-mister-stank went and told staff that I was going to mass ban players when I got back online while I was on vacation.

by Endo-Chan January 18, 2020

Nintendo’s skanky whore

A very hardcore sex Nintendo cosplay whore.

Hey there Jurre! Its me Joeri! Lets have a threesome with Nintendo’s skanky whore.

by JoeDenRi May 25, 2020

Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

the shit and stank

when you dookie in someones house and wipe your ass on the doorknob

bruh my girl just broke up with me im boutta pull the shit and stank

by ShitStanker69 October 28, 2020

Handy Dandy Standy

It is whenever the male is tall enough were the female can give him head while standing.

Hey! Give me a Handy Dandy Standy. Cherry

by A white girl with a big butt November 26, 2020