Something that you call a person who is crazy messed up like jordan or eric. Since you are not allowed to swear at them, just say this word. Even the queen of England wouldn’t know why word you said unless she read this. ( pray to god she didn’t) a person with this rare physiological disorder acts a bit retarded. You can easily spot people with this syndrome the indicators are:
1) they take of their shoes often
2) they run around like a maniac
3) you feel like they are on some serious medication
4) they talk about random things like jumping out of the window or breathing concrete dust or eating a piece of the Berlin Wall

To cure this syndrome, all you have to do is:
1)make them eat food extremely slowly
2) tell them running causes some random disease and that’s why atheletes die.
3) tell them to drink water often
4) don’t encourage them to climb stuff
5) don’t tell jokes to them
Hey you! Yes you! You are a person with the ignoramusly retarded syndrome!

Eric: sAy w0t mae? O nevrmiound ima jump out of the window WEEEEEE
by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019
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coked up retard

Someone is who is so coked up on the devils dust that they can’t function properly and keep fucking shit up
“Hey Jesse, you’re late to work again, that’s 3 times this week, you’re a fucking coked up retard”
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retard kid at hyvee

a retarded kid who works at hyvee and bags groceries and always hits on my sister. my sister--- emily b
OMG the retard kid at hyvee waved to me again today.
by blink fanatic March 11, 2005
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hard r retard

when you say or do something so dumb that "retard" is not a strong enough word to use.
him: "why do i always forget there are 24 hours in a day?"
you: "cuz you're a hard r retard."
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Full retard

Become a California Democrat. Or a liberal judge that strips citizens of their constitutional rights like the second amendment. Or antifa thugs that suppress freedom of speech through violence or terrorism. Full retard.
I moved to California and went full retard and voted for Newsome, Biden, and other liberal losers
by Trump is awesome December 06, 2020
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retard tingles

When you do something weird with you friends, (or an inside joke) and an outsider sees you, and gives you an odd glance.
He just gave me the worst retard tingles.
by retardtingles August 04, 2008
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Classy retard

when the down Syndrome kid is wearing a real fancy shirt and is trying extra hard not to shit his pants.
Down Syndrome kid at fancy place or something: AUSUHFHF

Parents: wow he hasn't shit his pants or made a retard noise in almost 4 minutes! He's a classy retard!
by Faggot Disorder May 20, 2020
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