Oh-Shit Gift

A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.

*Cell call* Happy " ", sweetie!

*"Oh, shit!" Grabs nearest thing on shelf*

An Oh-Shit Gift

by JennO89 February 22, 2009

"oh shit" handle

the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ

oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle

by superneck December 28, 2013

Oh!! Batta ping!

The act of hitting someone with a blunt object in the kneecaps until they can no longer walk. The "batta ping!" part is the sound it or you will make when you smash into the bone. The "Oh" part is the pleasant sound of surprise your victim or buddy of the beating will make.

Stephanie: Yesterday Tommy jumped me and hit me repeatedly in the legs with a 6 foot long piece of white hot metal shrapnel.
Jimbo: Haha!! You got Oh!! Batta ping! in the legs you fucking cripple!!!!

by up January 21, 2017

Uh Oh Stonky

The proper way to express your feelings of somebody making more money than you. The opposite form of “Stonks” which expresses your own profit.

Person 1: Billy is making more money than you.
Person 2: Uh Oh Stonky!

by Samuru674 November 30, 2019

Oh My Lmao

Oh My Lmao (OML) A word used to describe the most hilarious moments.

It can be used when you cannot find a word for most funny moments in your life or moments with uncontrollable laugh.

Oh my lmao! (Oml!) S/he just fell of that chair.
Oh my lmao! (Oml!) S/he sat on a gum.

by being.sxrcastic January 17, 2019

oh sure totally

A form of confirmation that is impossible to say non-sarcastically.

Person A: "Hey man, did you like that movie?"
Person 2: "oh sure totally."

by mmmmmmBilly April 26, 2017

Oh shit shuffle

The act of running from the police to avoid arrest

During my search, I found a baggie of Meth in his pocket and he did the oh shit shuffle southbound on main St

by 132_and_bush June 27, 2016