Mexican Halloween

Noun.

A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"

Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)

José: ¿Que?
(What?)

Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)

José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)

Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)

José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)

Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)

by PseudoFrank August 26, 2021

Mexican waterskiing

When one gets drug behind a vehicle of any sort refusing to let go. This usually happens behind ATVs.

Whoa look at Chuck!! After a few drinks he always wants to go mexican waterskiing.

by novahickey November 6, 2009

mexican biscuit

When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass

That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit

by Yogilicious March 23, 2017

Mexican Hermana

When your doing a Mexican girl and you use hot sauce as lube and as you pound her she screams like that of an Mexican Hermana Singer.

I think I'm going to Mexican Hermana my gf because she is Mexican.

by Cuckshed438 January 7, 2021

Mexican shower

Forgoing a traditional shower with water and soap, and instead using deodorant only. Typical method used to get to work on time.

I didn't have time to take a shower, so I took a Mexican shower and now I smell great.

by craZmexican4520 April 19, 2015

Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.

The Mexican Guacomole tasted rather rank.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Mexican Mudslide

When a girl sucks your dick, and shes between your legs and you have a case of tequila shits down her chest.

Pooooooooooooop Pooooooooooooooop Poooop

by Milf June 11, 2006