Cunt-Juggler

A person who dates/hooks up with the same two or three girls interchangeably.

Person 1: Woah, is that James? He’s so hot...
Person 2: Yeah, I wouldn’t fall for him. You’ve got no chance. He’s a cunt-juggler.

by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo April 8, 2019

intellectual juggernaught

Anybody who is a member of the Flaxton Book Club. They are really smart.

Hey look! there's Stanley, hes an intellectual juggernaught!!

by frozen doberman March 31, 2020

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A reference that a baseball team said before going onto the field

1 2 3! Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

by Akshsuhabanishav September 4, 2020

jing-juggle

when somebody tricks you into doing something you weren't smart enough to process.

dad: Hey! Do you want to trade chores? I'll do yours and you do mine!

daughter: What chores do you have?

dad: Idk what chores DO i have?

daughter: you're trying to trick me smh
*an hour later*
mom: daughter do all the dishes by yourself!

daughter: WHAT??!!

dad: lets shake hands😈

daughter: OK!

dad:haha get jing-juggled bitch!! now you have to pick up dog shit outside

daughter: ahhh😔

by I like hoetdogs February 23, 2021

Kitten Juggling

The highly illegal act of a ring of pedophiles trafficking children.

That dude went to jail for kitten juggling, yeah they found 6 kids in his basement.

by SilenceIsGoldenNapalmIsHot March 14, 2021

Human Juggernaut

A human with a penis,vagina,boobs, and testicles

The human juggernaut could not be stopped

by Bay Mac April 11, 2021

Mud Juggling

Mud Juggling is the act of going outside during a rainy day, collecting mud, and freezing it into ice cubes. The Mud cubes are then forcefully inserted into the juggler's rectum using a spoon and a shoehorn. The user then shits out the half-ice half-mud concoction into ball moulds, and then juggles using the balls of shit-mud-ice.

Jake: Bro its raining outside, what a good day to go Mud Juggling.
Demarcus: Hell no bro last time I went mud juggling I had to get surgery!

by ShitSticker April 27, 2021