Jacob

the most craziest furry ever hits girls alwaysm watching, gay furry porn and always brings food.

you:did you know jacob watches gay furry porn
jacob:NO U

by /?/?/? November 4, 2019

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The most retarded person that you will ever meet

Yeah I think he’s been around jacob too much

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Very sexy boy, loves women, will pound pussy hard, loves to be romance, if you not Jacob girlfriend then you gay, love Jacob, because Jacob does not love you.

Omg Jacob has such a big cock

by ThatGirlInYoMathClass November 30, 2020

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A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.

Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.

by Paypayufo December 4, 2020

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Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.

Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye

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Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.

He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.

His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.

“Jacob texted me!”

“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”

by Definitelynotanna December 8, 2020

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