that's how the jets lag

A modern interpretation of c'est la vie and shit happens.

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag

by poka_face July 13, 2025

How Greedy

A phrase said often in jest to imply the person is in possession of a lot but is still asking for more. Often used to imply the person should be happier with what they have.

It can also be used to suggest the person is taking a risk for self-gain despite having enough or done enough damage.

Rich guy 1: I only made 10k yesterday :sigh: I wanted to make about 15-20k instead
Rich guy 2: how GREEDY

Wife: I want half of everything you own AND full custody of the kids
Husband: how GREEDY

by abuzztheuk March 28, 2025

How to be like carti

Become a 6,1 darkskin named ash

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by Duehdhdh November 1, 2022

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT

Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

by Blue Text May 22, 2021

How thick is this chick?!

Said when someone is STUPID. As in, screaming In CAPITALS stupid.

'Thick' meaning thick skulled. 'Chick' applying to anyone, usually a younger person.

Chick can be Male, Female or Trans.

"So, I point where she's supposed to park and she says' Yeah, whatever...' looks at me like I'm stupid and goes and parks in a fucking Handicapped Parking. And I'm thinking, 'How thick is this chick?!' "

Thick.

by poveryonwheels January 21, 2023

how ya been

Short for "how have you been?"

Person 1: Ayo bro how ya been?
Person 2: Not bad at all!

by Arxify December 9, 2022