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National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
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International Horny Day

On the 17th of April it's the International Horny Day. Cuz why not!
You can ask freely nudes around the internet and sexual acts around the streets
It's not sexual arrousement! Today is the International Horny Day!
by viksn0w April 17, 2020
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Storm Horny

A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.
Anthony: Is ten Storm Bowling balls enough?
Nathan: Not if you're Storm horny!
by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2020
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Passive horny

Being horny but not showing enough to be NYMPHO type horny
“You said you was gunna but in me

“Your horny right?”

“NO” (yes , passive horny)
by Mr dictionary fictionary August 24, 2020
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The horny day

"it might be no nut November but ima act as horny as possible because its the horny day
by poggggggger_champpppp November 23, 2020
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Great Horny Owl

Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!
by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020
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