sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

porridge fingers

Fingering a girl with a yeast infection

I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers

by Dredheadally November 4, 2017

Finger diddle

Fingering

Tatiana finger diddled cousin terry

by CASTRATED GINGER May 6, 2018

skunk fingers

To have ones fingers drenched in foul vaginal fluid

Hey mike, I got skunk fingers from that ten cent hooker over there

by T Dye May 7, 2018

Finger Sauna

Aka: penis sauna.

Warm, wet vagina.

"My index and middle finger have an appointment with the finger sauna tonight."

"Is your penis sauna open to the public? Or is it private and only invitational?"

T.P.

by TJ Stiff May 9, 2018

The Texan Finger

The act of entering another man anally with a hand formed into the shape of a gun. Typically regarded as a show of disrespect, especially if performed in the state of Texas where homosexuality is strongly frowned upon.

"He gave me the finger; I gave him the Texan Finger"

by andyg69 March 1, 2017

finger pines

ginger pubes

Do you have finger pines?

by Scrubbysaurus March 8, 2017