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a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence
Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020
Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door
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Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor
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Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER
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Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.
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Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor
99 years before
Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER
99 years before
Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.
by igotitallHANDLED May 31, 2022
Get the The Last Door mug.Doors on a car which are different from the standard hinged car doors, frequently found on Lambos, McLarens and minivans.
I had to sell my McLaren. Now I have a fucking Maserati with car normal doors, not billionaire doors.
by kirkandorules December 17, 2021
Get the billionaire doors mug.When you have sex throught the door hole and it gets stuck and the dick has to be surgically removed
by Cichy club December 20, 2021
Get the Door hub mug.Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."
"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.
Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.
Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021
Get the Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman mug.This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.
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