Depression

The excuse teenagers use to get attention and to seem “special”.

Teenager 1: You’ve never been this down, are you feeling ok?
Teenager 2: I have depression. Everybody hates me.

Teenager 1: Since when did you have depression? You’re already friends with everyone.

by TheSamePersonWhoEatsRawEggs August 5, 2020

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Depression

My love life.

Ella- “Do you have depression?”
Bella- “Yes.”
Ella- “What’s the cause?”
Bella- “My love life.”

by @bella_acc_2802 on Instagram February 17, 2020

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Depression

Squidward tentacles.

"do u see paul over there"
"paul = depression"

by SomeoneWhoWritesDEF’sForFun February 11, 2021

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when you get bitches by being mentally unstable enough for them to want to fix you

Henry: How the fuck did Carl get a bitch? He seemed depressed earlier.

Anthony: He used his depressed rizz to get a bitch that wants to fix him.

by farmlorn December 5, 2023

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The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

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