Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.

"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"

by juicestinator June 25, 2021

Nerd Crush

Nerdy crush behavior: as in how a nerd behaves when they have a crush on someone, usually in a group or public setting; engaging in servile flattery

Doofus has a nerd crush on my girlfriend: he “loves” every-other comment she makes, no matter how mundane

by youngcurmudgeon September 9, 2020

crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025

intellectual crush

1. someone special you love learning theory with

2. your special protest buddy

3. someone who will make time to do local organizing work with you
a cute nerd anyone who fulfills any of the above

"K is my intellectual crush. He's so smart and I love discussing intellectual topics with them."

"My intellectual crush is so cute. She fascinates me with her deep intellectual articles they send me."

by shu maltese January 26, 2022

Crush

Liking someone romantically.

I have a crush on someone I will never know.

by ArtHoe72 May 5, 2021

Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

crushing on wesley

When you have a crush on Wesley, and your afraid to tell him how you REALLY feel about him, because your scared he will reject you, crushing on Wesley is also ALOT of flirting and giving him hints. But he doesn’t seem to get them all the time.

I’m totally crushing on Wesley 😘

by Wipemybuttplease July 13, 2021