Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

Cheese thug

When you see a thug who looks like he smells like really bad cheese

"He's a cheese thug"
"Oh yeah definitely"

by dan.iztired October 10, 2021

cheese nipples

To have nipples with a brittle "aged cheddar" like quality to their look and texture to the tongue. Commonly found on asu students (both men and women) who are into very kinky coitus that the rest of us normally avoid...

Max...you have cheese nipples...that's no Gouda

by Eatontwat September 17, 2013

Daddy’s cheese

Dairy product made form the breast milk of a male

I want some of daddy’s cheese

by Daddys_Cheese_God January 12, 2021

crack cheese

the cheese that forms from your crack cheeks

bro my crack cheese taste so good ughhhhh

by cassie from euphoria May 12, 2022

Velveeta Cheese

It's an overrated cheese that shitty TikTok "chefs" use to make an utterly disgusting mix of ingredients.

"HELLO I AM A TIKTOK CHEF. MY USERNAME IS ISUCKASSATCOOKING, MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW." (Chef)
"Ok let's use some rotten fucked Velveeta cheese!" (Chef)
"That's shitty disgusting. I fancy dicks more than that and I'm a homophobic boy." (homophobic boy)

by The Man Who Asked December 2, 2022

Clottage cheese

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese

Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.

by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017