preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.
Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."
by masaharu morimoto April 21, 2004
When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus
Ouch, a snake bit my asshole
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020
by rileyb1318 February 17, 2018
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by Toight-like-a-tygah August 24, 2017
This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.
"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."
by Aug February 08, 2007
by Idkimnotcreative April 29, 2018