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sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.
Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass
by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023
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Peter Croce

An extremely gay individual who gets pegged by his beard. Loves visiting the Pines and bean sprouts.
by Francoisdel March 30, 2022
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Peter's brb

When that one friend says brb and comes back in 4 hours.
Peter in an intense game: "oh man gtg brb"
Paul: "Oh no"
Chris: "Ah yes another Peter's brb. Im gonna cook some meal after game and wait for him to come back"
Peter, after 4 hours: "Sorry guys i was talking to my parents"
by Lupiinek June 20, 2021
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Peter

Omg stop peter such a Peter
by Shortbich December 21, 2022
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Peter

Peters are the best people in the world. He is a chick magnet and has the biggest cock. Peter only whips out his monster shlong to whom he chooses is worthy to possess. He always wears Ralph Lauren Polo with GUCCI belt and gives the shirt a small tuck at the front to show off the GUCC. Peter is the richest grigga you know and always has spare cash in his pocket. At least $600 in case the local souvlaki shop up their price. If you know a Peter, do not mess with him as he will get his other griggas and turkey slap you. If you are friends with a Peter, do not unfriend him and always remember to speak with caution, unless he regards you as grigga.
Tony: Who's that?
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*
by the rEAL grigga September 18, 2019
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peter

best person ever and my longest friend who has always been here for me!! thank you for not making fun of my monkeys and u suck at darts!!
PERSON 1: who is peter??
PERSON 2: user zoyasluvr sugar boo <33
by sersisgf January 22, 2022
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peter pellets

Any type of medicine used to treat erectile disfunction. ie Viagra, Cialis, etc
When Bill couldn't get a hard on after 3 weeks he went to the doctor to get a script for some Peter pellets.
by phil d snutz May 8, 2018
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