Litterally the lamest school you could go to. where teachers have to have bathroom duty because of freshman vaping in the bathrooms and kids fighting every day. also the school is ran by Mexicans so if ur white and you go to this school. you're most likely gonna be a racist.
by Mikchel jones December 14, 2021

a middle school in punta gorda, florida.
upside: the teachers and staff are relaxed, just dont use the wrong stairs.
downside(ish): the students, 99% of them are only useful to get famous off of, whether its by befriending them or even a simple compliment. either way, if you want to get popular and get whatever you want whenever you want, just be nice and a little outgoing with everyone, and dress uniquely.
full downside: cuban spic retards who think someone is gay for no reason
upside: the teachers and staff are relaxed, just dont use the wrong stairs.
downside(ish): the students, 99% of them are only useful to get famous off of, whether its by befriending them or even a simple compliment. either way, if you want to get popular and get whatever you want whenever you want, just be nice and a little outgoing with everyone, and dress uniquely.
full downside: cuban spic retards who think someone is gay for no reason
Punta Gorda Middle School is a middle school in Punta Gorda, Florida. It quite literally is a brick-and-mortar school, on the outside that is.
by epik mothuhfuckuh May 6, 2025

Your banging your gf got her bent over and railing her hard so you stop to piss and your grandfather pops in to finish her off.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

that's your place for learning shit things that you'll never use. you sit on your chair and learn. i'm mostly lazy af to do school stuff. i like lunch :)
by a 5 yr old April 5, 2022

by yoobro November 4, 2020

A school located in the shit town of fakewood ranch where you’re either a cuntry kid, emo kid, or drug addict, even if it’s just nic. The scores are good but there’s about 20 people in iss everyday and not a single relationship lasts.
“You go to Nolan Middle School? Good luck.”
“Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”
“Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”
by someone from nolan May 16, 2022
