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School

School is the closest definition of a living hell where you are forced to eat, drink and go to the toilet for a set amount of time per day and if you do not well too bad, it doesnt matter if you werent hungry at Recess or Lunch no one gives a fuck.
Mum: "Time to go to school"
Child: "Nah fuck that, im gonna shit myself in class again"
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SJV high school

Extremely popular high school which has amazing sports, ugly uniforms, and whores. The thing that ties this school together is that it is a simulation. No one can name the location of this school. Hell, I can’t even name a normal person who attends SJV. Because it is not a real fucking school so now the joke is over. It is not real. Wake up.
“Yeah, he is just not real.” “Makes sense, he goes to SJV high school.”
by idontcareshush December 27, 2022
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School

Prison+hell+Suffer+nerdy stuff=school
Hell is school
by Your mom afk January 6, 2020
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Derry high school

A place where you can find dumb ass kids and even dumber teachers and every other kid smokes weed thinking they are the shit.
"You go to derry high school, damn bro that sucks"
by This_place_sucks March 4, 2022
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Glyn School

A school where you get reemed by all the teachers, not just the PE ones.
John: I'm getting completely shafted!
Laura: That's Glyn School for you.
by JOHN_ANDROMEDON July 12, 2021
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The Field School

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.
Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."
by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024
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FUHUA SECONDARY SCHOOL

A school with no budget to spend even on a single lift. Yea there are no lifts it this damn fucktard of a school. teachers there have a total of 0 years of teaching experience with the constant mindset of just making money. To make up for their low ass budget, they make their food prices BLOODY expensive like $7 for a bowl of teryaki chicken rice typa shit which is barely enough to fill a normal singaporean student. They also decided to only grant 30 minutes for recess and still teachers fail to release their students on time, thus disabling them for queuing for their food. And last but not least, in the whole school there is absolutely not a single level with bathrooms available for both genders, it must always only be for one gender. Did i forget to mention their strict ass discipline master that has a far ass hairline and still wants to call people out for having hair that is too long.
by LHKO November 24, 2023
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