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LaPorte Middle School

a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)

people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.

racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.

La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.

the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.

if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.

if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.

the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.

there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.

have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.

you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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Calabar High School

Calabar is a society a utes weh nuh gi bun, they dont give bun bcz they dont blieve in those things. Ppl give the school bad names that we give alot of bun but honestly they dont, so girls deh wid a bar man
Girl:which school you go
Boy:calabar high school
Girl: good so u nah go gi me bun ok
by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023
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Camperdown high school

Camperdown high school, is a school that is GHETTO, dem pickney yah wild yf.

Dem behave like dem did raise inna some pen tpc although di gerl dem kitty fat nuh blct.
If your new to camperdown high school, welcome to hell hole kids.
by Random Camperdown Freak. January 3, 2023
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Cumberland elementary school

Cumberland Elementary school is a school in desplains. Most of the teachers are nice. The students think they are all that. School for dumb kids
“What school do you go to?”

Cumberland Elementary School
“Ha loser!”
by Rudhfbf January 3, 2023
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Chippewa middle school

Chippewa is a school in desplains. It’s the back of Cumberland elementary school. It’s a pretty small school. People there think they’re all that but rlly aren’t. They have a new threat everyday. If you move houses you get kicked out from the school In a week. Principal in 2020 was the worst. Chippewa kids are pretty smart ngl. Most teachers suck. Social workers are snitches.
“Do you go to Chippewa middle school?”
Yeah
“Ha u guys suck, imagine having to go to a school like that!”
by Rudhfbf January 3, 2023
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Calabar High School

Calabar High School is a society of men that are very intelligent, Unfortunately ppl love fi gi dem bad name boh dem gi bun and all, They are loyal men that left bun stage in the past and think that its childish,so if your a girl. Deh wid a bar man🤙
Girl: which schl uh guh?
Boy: Calabar High School yzm so nuh worry
Girl: good now me nah go get bun again
by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023
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Bishop Gibson high school

Thee Bishop Gibson High School Located in the parish of Manchester is said to be filled up with “Yam heads” but as a Bishopian I can say that we only have “Wicked gyals” and nothing less we tend to make guys go crazy and lose their mind But it’s just a Bishop thing
Boy 1 “One bagga yam head guh a bishop”
Boy 2 “ a lie yah tell bro Gad,mi deh wid wah bishop girl ah she wicked yf but up till now the b a mad me”
Boy 3: “Tell him bout it nuh mn😂”
Boy 1 “ Mhm? A dat a gwan frl bro”
Boy 2 “A true you dvn know chargie

BISHOP GIBSON HIGH SCHOOL FULL A WICKED GYAL
by Sinn sage January 3, 2023
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