Your mom

Fat

If you eat cheeseburgers and weigh 1000 pounds your either American or live with your mom or even both

by Karlstir February 5, 2021

National flex your muscles day

April 19 is when you send a friend, partner or someone you trust a picture of you flexing ur muscles.

*sends a picture of big booty flex*

wow! Happy national flex your muscles day! Here is one too ;)

by Nukemaster69 April 19, 2022

Love Your Money

We love you yeah
We love what you got and you've got it truly
You're talented kid
We can see it clearly
We love your sound
The way you look so we say sincerely
You're natural stars and we mean it really
{chorus}

We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
Yes we do

We love you yeah
place your trust in us completely
You'll sell worldwide we mean it really
We love your songs
shape your image and we'll all be wealthy
{repeat}

We love you so love your demo
We love you so love love love love
all your money
We love your money(love your money)
We love your money(love your money)
Love love love love all your money
(repeat chorus)

Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money

by Gothic Miscreant October 23, 2023

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Your cancelled

Your cut off ,

Fuck outta here your cancelled

by Cancelled man April 11, 2020

Bending your mind

exercising your mind. mind blown.

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.

by asianrocks September 26, 2014

screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.

“You really need to screw your head on.”

by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023