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I shit on babies

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by AMOGUSAMOGUS69AMOGUS May 27, 2021
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Rip shit

When you (and most likely some friends) are destroying multiple grams of weed
Friend 1: Yo, how much weed we got left?
Friend 2: Not a lot bubster, we rip shit!
by tipp6to23 April 21, 2020
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Shit of Relief

To say the word “shit” in such a context that expresses one’s feelings of relief or contentment. Occasionally, this will be accompanied by a sigh, or on rare occasion, a sneeze. See - sigh of relief
Rich: “Shit!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”
by Wingman17 June 29, 2021
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Shitting on’ kids

Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”
“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022
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shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.
Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.
by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017
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shit has had a shit

An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.
‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’
by mids99 October 28, 2020
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Shit

by da bastard jon stark May 15, 2019
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