Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
Get the How fat is your cock though mug.APRIL 11 or 12th!
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)
“hey man, its april 11th”
“yeah?”
“i like you”
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”
“yeah?”
“i like you”
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”
by i break into song sometimes April 11, 2024
Get the national tell your crush you like them day! mug.by cockday April 11, 2024
Get the Show me your cock day mug.Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024
Get the national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day mug.When you threaten to shoot another person, usually used in the hood when your about to shoot eachother. The gun in question usually is a handgun. When you "up your blick" you raise your gun against another person.
"Up your blick n****!"
"I'll up my blick, if you dont back off."
"N**** I will up my blick if you do that shi again"
"I'll up my blick, if you dont back off."
"N**** I will up my blick if you do that shi again"
by TwizzlaRizzla April 12, 2024
Get the up your blick mug.For this month you have to let your girlfriend pay for any dates, food, etc. You deserve prince treatment <3
by KendrickLemar April 12, 2024
Get the National let your gf pay month mug.Code for asking if you are a top or a bottom. Derived from the pH scale in which an acid gives the h+ and the base receives the h+. An answer between 1 and 14 is expected.
1-6: Acid (Top)
7: Neutral (Switch)
8-14 (Bottom)
1-6: Acid (Top)
7: Neutral (Switch)
8-14 (Bottom)
by Darkalleyhobo April 12, 2024
Get the What is your pH? mug.