croaked dick

A dick that is done for and no longer goes up on demand.

“Yeah man, my dad’s got a croaked dick now he has to take Viagra.”

by reqkarleyuiem June 11, 2018

Dick Tick

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.

His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.

by We’ve all been there. December 19, 2022

Dick Walker

A women who is constintly on the hunt for sex

1."jeff you see that girl over ther"

"yah"

"i heard shes a total Dick Walker"
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2.jennifer is a Dick Walker

by "bigsandwhich January 20, 2015

Dick on miniscule

When it's fucking brick in the surrounding area, causing immense shrinkage of one's dick

It's negative four out, my dick on miniscule

by CilthyFasual April 24, 2018

Pulp Dick

A medical condition resulting in pulp on, in, and around the genital area of men.

“Wanna hook up?”
“I don’t think that’s a great idea… doc told me I got Pulp Dick.”

by BigDickAdrian November 30, 2024

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022

Dick depressed

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.

Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.

by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014