Hush Your Vagina

A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.

Example:
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."

Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."

by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025

Un Pat Your Self

Literally the opposite of giving yourself a pat on the back a.k.a. reverse order a.k.a. go fuck yourself mainly a.k.a. get the fuck out of here with a stereotypical Italian accent

Un Pat Your Self on the back and fling your arm away like you are swatting with a pimp slap while saying get the f out of here

by Dr.Yokomo Ohoyo September 26, 2025

yuck your yum

to rain on someones tasty parade or dull their shine

“ I won’t yuck your yum” - once said by Big E

by NoLactose September 27, 2025

Jigging your Jig

To masturbate profusely

Guy 1: Quit "jigging your jig"
Guy 2: "I can't it feels good

by The gg guy September 27, 2025

popping your fingers

How some people might say, "snapping your fingers".

Hey ashole! Yeah you!! Stop popping your fingers already; I hate that shit!!!

by Telephony2 September 29, 2025

Check your temperature

To check what someone's on if they're acting different/moving different.

"Bro shut the fuck up foe I slap you word to my mother."
"Bro let me check your temperature see you aren't on shit"

by W00413 September 30, 2025

.9.i Appreciate Your Candor.9.

.9.i Appreciate Your Candor.9.

.9.i Appreciate Your Candor.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 30, 2025