Suck my tims

It means to suck someone’s foot / shoe

Yo bro you can suck my tims then

by Wmans May 24, 2022

Sussy On My Jeans

A "lost song" written by Santiago Castano in late 2021. Some say it's out there on the internet but none have ever been able to recover it.

Sean: Have you heard that one song, "Sussy On My Jeans" by Santiago Castano?

Elan: No. It sounds like an absolute banger

by BigWillyScavver May 25, 2022

My dog named Steve

A reference to Markiplier's google feud video or something like that.

Jacksepticeye: "Hi Mark, what's your dog's name?"
Markiplier: My dog named Steve."

by gigachad2 May 25, 2022

My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.

My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad

by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022

My hot wifey

NotUrJinx on xbox

Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3

by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022

Dylan, my sweetheart

Dylan is the person I love the most, the person I call honey, sweetie, sweetheart. He is the most honest and most beautiful person I’ve met. He’s so important to me, idk what I’d do without him. He makes jokes that genuinely make me laugh. He daily tells me how much he loves me and I appreciate him so so much. He deserves the world

“Hey look! It’s Dylan, my sweetheart”

by Cats are great and so is Dylan May 28, 2022

Tickle my bongo

Beating your meat, jerking off, skinning your carrot, tugging your slug, masturbate

Alright, I’m calling it a night, I’m gonna go tickle my bongo.

by McStrokin May 28, 2022