Holy Shit! Jared just jumped a house naked.
"I walked into a pole" That's shitty (idk best example I can think of :P)
I shit my pants when Jared scared me
"I walked into a pole" That's shitty (idk best example I can think of :P)
I shit my pants when Jared scared me
by DankPepe May 26, 2016
Get the Shit mug.stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
Get the shit stories mug.Someone (male or female) with a good portion of their true muscle between the ears and behind a plastic smile. Someone who's got an uncanny knack for parrot like repetition of other peoples thoughts, ideas, and actions, switching a few things around and labelling it their own gig.
Full of shit guy/girl- I'm not full of shit, you're full of shit. I'm not a horse's ass, you are.
Other guy- Thank you for proving my point for me, I'm really lazy.
Other guy- Thank you for proving my point for me, I'm really lazy.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020
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by SHITTY ASS HOURSE October 23, 2022
Get the shit mug.Empty (spent) nitrous oxide canisters, 'whippits', or cream bulbs often discarded and left lying around on the ground at music festivals or technivals where this is a popular drug of choice. The term originated from the observation that they resemble the faeces of robots, being both metallic and the shape of a passed stool.
by bdooofer January 12, 2016
Get the robot shit mug.When an object wildly and gayly flips out by means of skeeting in an animal such as humans face to the point where it goes into the state of erection and has cardiac arrest...followed by the arrestment of his gay dick dong.
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