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chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \ -noun-
A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”
Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
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