Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.

"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."

by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020

shit

1. a type of mush that seeps from your ass
2. a phrase you would use if you are in trouble

1. Mom: come outside and get off that damn playstation! Jim: not now im taking a shit!
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.

by yomama.coma December 4, 2020

Shit in'a tub

Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.

Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal

by Al the pal. October 19, 2022

Shit-lent Green

Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.

Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?

Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!

by E hates Q January 8, 2024

Clit To Shit

When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.

I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.

by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017

Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

Shit Rumble

When you have diarrhea and your stomach gurgles as a sign you're running out of time and have to get to a toilet ASAP.
Similiar to the Death Rattle, however instead of a it being death that awaits, its a life threatening toilet experience

Oh god im getting the shit rumble dear God help me

by Torbalan March 16, 2024