felix's egg yoke

big man

Hey boo,oh shit that guy looks like felix's egg yoke.
Yeah it does the ones that ass at dh right?
Yeah it does look like him,omg he got Phas!
Yeah boo his friend koby has to carry him tho.
Lol hes only level 3🤣
Calm down hes working on it

by iPadKidWithCheetos May 12, 2022

Ibo Cadbury Eggs

Act of slavery and peek humor

Ibo you better focus on your

Ibo Cadbury Eggs or you get punish

by TheGuyWhoMadeItPossible July 24, 2023

Dying Easter Eggs

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.

Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 14, 2017

Make bacon and eggs

To get into a fight

I asked iron order if they wanted to make bacon and eggs

by Low-Key bruh October 18, 2023

overbeating your eggs

When you’ve beaten your meat so much that your “Eggs” no longer produce anything. See also Shooting Blanks

Damn, fifth day of DDD? You must be overbeating your eggs.

by Loganruleslarge February 5, 2020

Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.

“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”

by DickRichards May 27, 2018

Laid a nuclear egg

An eggy like fart that smell so overpowering that the stench makes people sick and can fill a whole room

Bro!? Omg it smells loud N eggy.
omg the stench is overpowering in this room “Who laid a nuclear egg” I think I’m going to vomit
whom ever did that needs to check their drawz on my mama

by Tyrantblizzard02 July 13, 2023