Two pump chump

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...

"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."

by Chumper December 29, 2003

Two fingers up

A pose stating the fact that you are packing negative penis magnitude.

“Ayo that guy is doing the two fingers up pose”
“ Ahh he must have a shrimp”

by Dictionary Of (-_-) April 21, 2022

Coupla two tree

Meaning more than one but less than four in number. Used to discribe a quantity of any specific item.

My friend gave me a coupla two tree bucks to get in the movie. "must be spoken with 1940's NY gangsta accent"

Don't make me take ya out back and open up a coupla two tree cans of whoop ass!

by jjorg June 20, 2007

Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

by Mu11y May 1, 2006

two six

A slang term for b.o. otherwise known as body odour. The numbers stand for the letters, they way they appear on a telephone keypad.

"The guy next to me ordering a drink had the worst two six."

by KJ March 1, 2005

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”

Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Goody Two-Shoes

Someone who always follows "the rules" or authority to the letter. Traditionally, used to disparage, due to such a person's either perceived inherent rejection or disapproval of others' actions or deeds. Perhaps inflexible with "rebellious" actions and people.

In Ebonics, you might say to a goody two-shoes jokingly, "You the POLICE"

by Stonedsaver November 5, 2019