phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

Uncle

A man who lives a life of leisure, fishing, rubbing meats, smoking cannabis and drinking piss tasting IPA's. They also snag a lot of aunties.

This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.

"Lamar moved to the mountain to live that uncle life.

by Jwickedg October 1, 2022

double-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

uncle walt

Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.

Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.

by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020

strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.

I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.

by Professor Mudsprayer December 22, 2021

Full Uncle

Proper Noun//: The result a male sibling finds themselves in when their brother and sister have a baby together; being both an uncle on both sides.

When Cletus’ bother and sister made a baby together he became a Full Uncle.

by Zubra January 22, 2024

half-first cousin-uncle

Parent's male half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019