surprise blumpkin

your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex

Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated

by Sxfndr December 06, 2020

slutty surprise

When someone unexpectedly sends you nudes without you asking for them.

I was just texting her and suddenly I got this slutty surprise

by the grand willy 69 November 19, 2014

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 02, 2021

Strawberry Chocolate Surprise

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.

Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.

by jett777 July 03, 2017

cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe

last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch

by SGTCorbis December 05, 2020

Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.

Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.

by Hot Franklin October 16, 2022

Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 03, 2024