pasta surprise

A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.

She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.

by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022

Canadian surprise

When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.

Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.

by simpmanager May 28, 2022

cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it

cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass

by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022

surprise boobies

when you grab the boobies and expect them to be in a bra, but are not.

I grabbed her boobies and realized they were surprise boobies.

by pseudoDerek January 29, 2022

Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

by brushnz February 4, 2022

Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.

Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.

by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022

Surprise it’s Sana

A game show where a mysterious entity called sana wreaks havoc on those she texts most often.

If you ever get texted Surprise it’s Sana, leave the country. You are in immediate danger.

by the all knowing spirit April 5, 2022