Brandon Effect

Every image of a specific person looks different.

"See look, it's the Brandon Effect. He looks slightly different now in this picture."

by Bwatt130 June 30, 2021

Brandon

The opposite of a simp

“I’m not a simp, I’m a Brandon”

by hylialee June 30, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is amazing, can sing very well. Makes every man in the room jizz there pants so much, they die.

Omg I just cummed his name must have been Brandon

by Lollookdhxyyebdbx November 23, 2021

Brandon Jacobson

He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.

Brandon Jacobson is a really funny person!

by Hello… July 23, 2021

brandon tyrel

Someone sexy, toned, and self kept. Dispite his many wonderful traits, he has anger issues he struggles to keep at bay. He’ll blow you off and not see a problem with it. But man, is he good in bed

Brandon Tyrel is a real nigga

by Louella May May 14, 2018

Brandon

A little rat.

Bill: Hey Brandon can I get some help.
Brandon: No.

by The little Bat July 15, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is a guy that when you look into his eyes, the world around you stops. His beautiful smile will brighten up even your darkest day, and you love him for that. You feel like he's the perfect one for you, and that you've won the lottery. But, you're also confused on what he feels. Does he reciprocate the feelings? Is he just saying things to make me feel better? Brandon calls you beautiful, and might even be the first person to genuinely tell you this. You stay up thinking about him, and what could possibly be. He always shows a smile, no matter how hard his life is, and you look up to that. You feel like you want to just take him out on his day off from work, and help him relax more.

Brandon is a hard worker, and is very good at his job. He helps is clients and customers with the utmost care and respect, and never is sour to them. Sometimes you feel that he might work too hard, and maybe that's true, but try and ask him about his day (:

Person A: Girl who is that?
Person B: Oh, its Brandon, we met a while back
Person A: OOoOOOoOOOOHH

by blueberryblu November 21, 2023