Asian Zing

When you put soy sauce on the tip of your dick, and have sex with an Oriental man/woman

"I gave that girl the Asian Zing last night, there was soy sauce everywhere!"

by meaterpeter November 15, 2018

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asian Comedy

A type or comedy that is when a asian talks or makes jokes about being asian

Or just using what they learned from others to make asian videos

Mostly or all are asian making content

Person 1 that asian made a funny asian comedy video
Person 2 yes it was

by Wesiswes September 09, 2021

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Asian Vampire.

When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.

Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.

by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023

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asian oval syndrome

when a Asian gets anal more that 3 times a day.

OOOOOOOh man I got asian oval syndrome for the third time this week.

by IOnlySwallow6969 June 09, 2016

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Asian mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.

This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

by fightfacilities January 03, 2021

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