When a woman gets all dressed up, posh underwear, heels, the lot...then masturbates while slowly turning herself on by looking so bloody fantastic!
by Virginia mary February 12, 2010
by Doggers June 03, 2007
Stupid, thoughtless person who need to fire-up their brainless. Also an ignoramus who doesn't think about others
"That guy's such a wank-bag."
by Delicious Manager October 05, 2006
When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
by CreditToStefan December 08, 2016
When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.
by Jim’ll fist it February 12, 2023
by cumshotter June 28, 2022
I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win
You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over
You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over
by torkyj February 04, 2020