Taylor Test

A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.

Oh you got a new car? Have you given it the Taylor Test yet?

by TeamAbzy June 1, 2024

Taylor

A nice girl who often is grumpy about something. She likes shipping you with your best friend just to annoy you. They joke saying they are a celeb, only to make people laugh. They like dead memes and scream “HOYA” out of nowhere. While the teacher is talking. In all, Taylor is a nice but annoying girl.

“Hey Taylor”
“Y/N and (your best friend) SITTING IN A TREE-“
“Shut up.”
“…”
“Taylor?”
“HOYA”

by morgan, hates communism March 24, 2022

Taylor

A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.

I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor

by Big hiney January 26, 2022

TAYLOR

Nazi

Is that a Taylor not that’s a nazi

by Definitelyproffeser May 20, 2021

burton to this taylor

Known as someone that made you end your “hoe phase”. You came from a long lost of exes but you finally found your perfect match.

He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor

by DiamondsInMyEyes January 6, 2023

Taylor Swift

what teenage white girls who suffer a high school breakup listen to

Amelia had recently gone through a breakup at school and now she's crying to Taylor Swift songs..

by abdooo March 21, 2024

holland taylor

Yummy

Holland taylor is the yummiest lady yum tramp stamp yummy

by Zerocoz November 26, 2021