KiddiePool Surprise

When you eat out a girl who just gave birth, still in a pile of blood and fluids, and you eat some of her shit. That's the "surprise"

"John owes me five bucks, if he doesn't pay me back soon we're taking him to the hospital for a KiddiePool Surprise"

by RancidTrain November 15, 2020

surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 05, 2023

Juicy Surprise

When you get sloppy toppy through a gloryhole.

"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."

by hotcock69 November 28, 2020

surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

by Brewing logic November 21, 2016

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 21, 2019

Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 30, 2014

Lollipop Surprise

When you get a piece of shit stuck in your ass hairs and another person sucks on it like a lollipop

Nathaniel had his lollipop surprise taken care of by Cameron as Sean, Jonathan, Ethan and Simon watch.

by PrayerHub May 29, 2021