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Dress Shoes

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.
OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.

I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 8, 2021
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Cocksucker shoes

"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."
by Zack's mom April 5, 2024
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