Rusty Fidget Spinner

The guy on bottom lies with his arms straight up and legs spread, resembling a fidget spinner. The person on top, with penis inserted firmly in their ass, assumes the same position and spins around

"hey man how'd it go last night?" "Yeah we did the rusty fidget spinner but I got shit on my dick"

by k1rby99 August 17, 2017

rusty night bronco

When she’s on her period and you go back and forth between her asshole and pussy

“bro ashley’s an absolute freak, she let me go all rusty night bronco on her lastnight”

by callie redway December 11, 2021

Rusty Ironing Board

To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv

I gave her the rusty ironing board to Maxxx

by Homara October 12, 2019

Rusty 2-Step

The act of having anal sex then going straight to vaginal sex.

Me and my boyfriend did the rusty 2-step and now I have a UTI.

by ERnurse20 July 16, 2020

Rusty slide wistle

When your licking a chics ass and your fingering her pussy at the same time.

Hay i gave ur girlfriend a rusty slide wistle last night wile you were passed out

by T.R. fuckery July 14, 2017

rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.

I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.

by np073189 December 17, 2015

rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.

The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.

by BiggestRich March 1, 2017