Rusty Spotted Cat

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.

I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.

by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018

Rusty wrecking ball

A sexual act involving stuffing your testicles up your anus during a blowjob only to violently fart them out and swing them forward at your partner's chin and or mouth at the point of orgasm.

I gave her the old rusty wrecking ball after she sucked me off.

by Sultanjumper April 8, 2021

rusty pipe wrench

When after putting it in a girls butt, she turns around and gives you a handjob with a twisting motion.

"Yeah bruh, last night I got with that new girl and she gave me a rusty pipe wrench"

by JosipherTheIII August 4, 2017

rusty night bronco

When she’s on her period and you go back and forth between her asshole and pussy

“bro ashley’s an absolute freak, she let me go all rusty night bronco on her lastnight”

by callie redway December 11, 2021

Rusty Fidget Spinner

The guy on bottom lies with his arms straight up and legs spread, resembling a fidget spinner. The person on top, with penis inserted firmly in their ass, assumes the same position and spins around

"hey man how'd it go last night?" "Yeah we did the rusty fidget spinner but I got shit on my dick"

by k1rby99 August 17, 2017

Rusty Ironing Board

To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv

I gave her the rusty ironing board to Maxxx

by Homara October 12, 2019

Rusty 2-Step

The act of having anal sex then going straight to vaginal sex.

Me and my boyfriend did the rusty 2-step and now I have a UTI.

by ERnurse20 July 16, 2020