It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone
by Count Orlok June 10, 2024
1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
by Count Orlok February 15, 2024
by allisonq_3 November 26, 2018
by Adventure13.1 May 05, 2017
a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh
android phones belong in the 🗑️
by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024
by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022
Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.
While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.
by CamyB May 07, 2011