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Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.
"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."
by crjoker April 7, 2025
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Drive The Bus

The act of sticking your thumb in a girls anus while hitting it doggie style and moving the thumb to make a motion similar to driving a motorized vehicle with a steering wheel.
Michelle: Ow fuck Dillon what was that
Dillon: Sorry honey I just always wanted to drive the bus
by DillyDp22 June 26, 2018
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Bus 81

Considered the bus avoid among the children of St Edwards and St Joesephs Gosford. It heads towards the ghetto/ hood of Umina. The residents of this bus are seen to be some of the 'badest' and most notorious niggaz on the Coast. The people travelling on this bus often engage in various crimes such as: stealing, assault, murder, being a sick cunt and other illegal shit. The prodominant gang inhabiting the bus is known as the 'Umina Blood Conference' aka the 'bee's knee's, mother fucking sluggerz'. Shit goes down on this bus and the only safe seats are the first on the right and on the bus drivers lap. Passengers better watch their back.
Example 1

Passenger 1: Lets sit on the back seat of Bus 81

Passenger 2: Oh hell nah dawg. that seats reserved for the baddest mothers, ya hear!

Passenger 1: Dont be silly, it will be fine

Umina Blood Conference: The hell ya'll niggaz doing up in my house asshole

Gunshots.................

Example 2: Blood Conversation Conversation

The Daddy Yo: Hey bra

The Dewce: Skuxxin lad, s'happenin

The Daddy Yo: Pimpin, slaying hoes, rideing on 64's

The Dewce: nice mayne, real nayce

Example 3

Cop Slapper: Where's Sexual chocolate at

Sexy Choc: Sexing it up, ya know mean nigga
by The Realest Fool aka sexy choc September 26, 2010
mugGet the Bus 81mug.

Bus minutes

Every one minute is 5.75 buss minutes
Wow it was 35 bus minutes to Reno
by Thebusminuteguy October 18, 2019
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bu cu

em oi bu cu anh
by matchasemen May 25, 2018
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Wee-Woo Bus

Comedic term for an ambulance, a more patient friendly joke name than the "Meat Wagon"
Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!
by Aggbir September 12, 2022
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Emily bus

A bus driver named Emily who is driving you and all your friends in a minivan type car and take them around wherever (usually McDonald's and she pays for all the food)
Friend 1: I'm gonna be catching the Emily bus today
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.
by Grape dude and me January 2, 2024
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