meat cookie

A very dense, foul bowel movement.

After eating Taco Bell, Shana baked up a mean batch of meat cookies.

by Uhlyssah February 26, 2008

re-meat

(V) To eat meat again. Normally used when referring to a vegetarian joining the ranks of carnivores again.

"I am so sick of Tofu, I need some bacon."

"Dude, time to re-meat"

by aquinn11 March 25, 2010

Emergency Meat

Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.

Two hours till lunch? Throw me over a stick of emergency meat!

by Elaine Urban December 30, 2009

scrig meat

also known as taint (the skin between your anus and your scrotum.

she was chewing on my scrig meat

by supergong May 29, 2009

meat peeker

That guy using the urinal next to you staring at your junk

My pee-shyness went into overdrive when I noticed I was urinating next to a meat peeker.

by Totzmastacrunch December 6, 2009

meat dick

The opposite of whiskey dick, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one's face in dead animal. Meat dick erections often last more than 4 hours.

That pastrami sandwich gave me massive meat dick

by eluminaught January 4, 2011

Meat Furnace

A term used to properly describe a vagina when feeling hot and wild.

Oh man I can't wait to put my hot Italian sausage inside your meat furnace.

by megkatcailivash October 13, 2010