Moon Gooning

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.

Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.

by Shrel-El April 6, 2024

mooned

To surprisingly see someone's ass crack.

Kevin got mooned today at the Walmart because the cashier's pants were too big.

by granite14 February 14, 2025

Moon Boobs

The result of acne scarring on the chest and breasts. The scarring looks like the craters that decorate the surface of the moon.

After years of acne on my chest, I realized I developed Moon Boobs.

by TrivialArmor December 10, 2020

moon crack

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.

Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*

by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019

Looking at the moon

Looking to the moon can be with words or with looks.
You look at it, you dream, you think about someone, you make a wish, you miss someone.
And remember that the kid who looked outside the window of the car, to the moon is the still there inside togheter with the grown-up version of yourself.

I remember looking at the moon words empty and feelings full

by Urbandragon🐉💖 May 15, 2023

The moon is a stand

The beautiful scene in a toothless x light fury scene where toothless claims the moon is a stand

Toothless: the moon is the moon is a stand!

Light fury: forgive me

by Timopher December 15, 2020

Moon Gooning

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.

Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"

by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024